Yo, fluffy man!
What’s meowing on with you lately? I’ve heard you’re about to deliver some presents, so I wanted to make sure you don’t forget about me like you usually do. Yeah, yeah, don’t make any excuses, you’re lazier than I am. You know I’m an orphan living in Cat Shelter Felix Sanctuary. Enough introduction, so let’s cut to the chase.
You know I’ve been no good so let’s cut the cr*p… the bullsh… damn censorship! Listen, you gotta do something about these humans at CSF, they’re annoying. Always watching me and checking if I’m healthy. I think they’re obsessed with me or something.